Chemistry

So, one of the jewish boys and I have been talking a lot lately. We've got chemistry. His birthday, is on a fucking meteor shower. How cool is that? SO cool, is the proper answer.

So, I had a girlfriend over at my house for hannukah tonight and I asked her to test out my new mattress. I generally, like really firm mattresses and so I wanted to see if it was comfortable for other people, in case... well... you know.

So, we in my bed, cuddling and she starts to unwind and share everything that she misses about her ex and their recent breakup. Turns out, she just wants to cuddle. I said, "cuddling with girls, is never the same. I'm always the big spoon and I hate being the big spoon. And being the little spoon to somebody smaller than you, sucks."

She said "My ex never really liked spooning. He liked face to face cuddling or his arm around me with my face on his chest. "

"I said, I think I know a guy that likes spooning..."

When she left, I called him up. He was standing outside of the library at his respective university in the rain. We started talking about cuddling and he admitted that he likes all kinds of cuddling as long as it's cuddling. He stops for a second and says "Everyone around me is looking at me. "

We kept talking and I told him the story about the "smooth" guy. He asked me if I was impressed by his smoothness.

Our history is a little strange. He always contacts me right after a breakup. For awhile, I thought it was just to boost his confidence. I said, "We're not just talking again because you're single again, right?"

"No, No! My feelings for you are static, they never change. I'm a metal and you're an electromagnetic wave. You give me a positive feeling."

I started chuckling. I could hear the people around him asking questions. And then I heard him say " What? Guys, she's really pretty!" I kept laughing but I didn't mean to. It was just so cute. We always talk about how we have chemistry. Well, there it is. I'm an electromagnetic wave. Simple as that.